It's now two days since my new blog first appeared. Actually I hadn't even tweeted or announced it in any way. I just wanted to setup things before I went public.
To my amazement the twitterati noticed and my blog was being read before I'd even figured out how the templates work and how to even write a blog.
This is the first blogging system that I've ever used where an overwhelming desire to rewrite the entire blogging engine did not come over me as soon as I got started.
My experiences with Google's blog engine were not very encouraging. My blog at http://armstrongonsoftware.blogspot.com/ was done with a content management system. A complete pain-in-the-arse to use. I don't want a dashboard, and above all I don't want a WYSIWYG editor that can nip backwards and forwards between WYSIWYG mode and editing the raw underlying HTML. This sucks big time.
All Programming languages I know of suffer from “the string problem”. String literals in Erlang are written like this:
Which is crazy. The start and stop symbol is the same (ie a single quote mark) It would be far far better to use different symbols for the start and stop symbols.
We should write “Hello world” using different symbols for the start and stop quotes.
This would give us far more precise error messages. Sometimes if you miss out a closing quote the rest of the program up to the next quote gets swallowed up as a string literal and seeing exactly where this happened can be painful. The same bug is in all programming language that I am aware of, so we are not alone.
English uses “curly quotes” for string literals, and the glyphs themselves for the open and close quotes are rather beautiful. Magnify the glyphs in a nice typeface, (say Garamond) and you'll see what I mean.
This is not my first rant about quotes, I told Google off about this in http://armstrongonsoftware.blogspot.com/2012/06/what-happened-to-my-quotes.html but they still haven't fixed the bug. Gmail still gets typographic quotes wrong, so I feel ill every time I have to type quotes into gmail.
If anybody who reads this blog works at Google please fix this.
“getting your quotes right,” Said George, “is important.”
“Why,” asked Margery.
“When a man is tired of correctly quoting his strings, he is tired of life,” said George.
“I thought it was London,” said Margery.
I can't use a blogging system that gets the simplest form of typography wrong. If Gutenberg could get quotes right, and he had to invent printing to do so then we should be able to do so.
We have our bright shiny computers with their GHz clocks, and they can't even get quotes right.
Jekyll (or at least the markdown thing) uses LaTeX style quotes which makes an unsad happy bunny.
Type in the text in Emacs, run the result through the compiler/formatter/whatever. Stare at the results. Wash and repeat, tumble dry, iron the crumply bits and you're done.
OK now thanks the Jekyll I can type my text in emacs, run the text through a spell checker (and If I have time through a speech synthesizer, this finds many extra errors, since I tend to read what I think I've written and not what I've actually written) type Make and stare at the result and if it's OK, a quick git push and Bob's your auntie.
I got pull requests.
Sylvain Benner has sent me two pull requests to fix my spelling errors. Thank you Sylvain. I'm not the world's best speller. So I'm pathetically gratefully for all the help I can get. So thank you once again.